My MySpace Has A Virus

Someone recently informed me that my MySpace page has a virus; she suggested I create a new account.

I think instead of creating a new account, I’ll officially say “Screw MySpace!”  (Although I did want to put a cool video up…ohh well).

But seriously….how does one’s MySpace page get infected by a virus?  And why does it feel like I have an STD?

Maybe its because the root of all evil is in accepting friends you don’t know…..like Candi and Miss Buttercup.  I think its funny to accept total strangers like this as my friends, when in actuality they’re scummy companies trying to sell penis enlargement equipment.  Call me weird.

But I guess all my fooling around on MySpace has finally caught up to me….I have contracted the MySpace virus.  I feel so dirty.

Not that Facebook’s any better….I’m already getting fake messages from my friends about buying ringtones at so-and-so website.  The thing is I’ve behaved myself on Facebook…..I haven’t made friends with girls that look like strippers or Felt Club Boston, for the most part.  So I think I should be good.
But I guess thats what happens when you throw a bunch of people into the same “social network” and tell them to go “socialize.”  Eventually, some kind of unsanitary disease is going to start to spread.

Then again, we could just blame this breakout on the zombies and werewolves that keep biting people.

Anyway, I’ve gotta run…..my quota for blog typing is up for the day.

Remember…..Practice Safe MySpace!

Greg

ANGER

I AM ON A COMPUTER THAT SUCKS.  I FEEL LIKE SMASHING SOMETHING.  I JUST WROTE SOME GOOD SHIT AND I WILL NEVER GET IT BACK.  IT IS F**KING GONEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR