Wanna know why I hate the Pre-Season?
No, really, do you want to know?
Because last night my number 1 wide receiver chosen by myself in this year’s fantasy draft, Donald Driver, had to be carted out due to an “undisclosed foot injury”. This is why the Pre-Season sucks, folks. Can we just get it over with already? And for God’s sakes, start benching your starters, coaches!
Alright, I’m outa here.
Word to your Mother.